Living my strange life

I'm sitting here at work, procrastinating. I'm surfing ye olde interwebs, scoping sites like www.aintitcool.com, www.cracked.com, www.lostpedia.wikia.com, and of course the greatest Web site ever devised, www.wikipedia.com.

I don't enjoy work. I don't enjoy the early-morning commute. I don't enjoy the myriad of awkward interactions with co-workers who do not find me as clever and charming as I find myself. I do not enjoy the pointless assignments that, when finished, will contribute precisely nothing to the betterment of our society. I do not enjoy fluorescent lights.

One more year.